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40) THE OCTAGON HOUSE – c.1860 – Mid-West USA

by D.B. Anderson

An “Adonis Surrey, Esq., Gentleman Safecracker” Tale

Copyright © 2004 All rights reserved

 

     Adonis and Flurrie rented the Presidential Suite in the Platte Hotel as soon as they arrived in Omaha, Nebraska.  The trip from Milwaukee had been bone-weary.  First the long bumpy ride on the Milwaukee & Mississippi Railroad to Dubuque, Iowa, then various and sundry rail and stagecoach routes plied in the stifling heat and humidity of Summer.  It was paradise for them to take turns lingering in a lukewarm tub of soapy water while smoking a cigar, sipping brandy, and reading the local newspaper.

     Flurrie slowly dressed in a beige linen suit and white shirt with a dark brown tie, and then gazed out of their second story suite window.  The late Wednesday afternoon street scene was a complete deluge of men scurrying about on foot, on horse and mule back, or carefully steering their wagons over the rutted dirt road in the downtown sector of town.       

     "Incredible!  There is a veritable sea of men out there!  Most here to work on or supply the Transcontinental Railroad, I assume."

     Adonis spoke from his tub.  "And we are here to obtain our fair share of the venture," he chuckled.  "In a manner of speaking."

     Flurrie took up his sketchpad and began drawing the busy street scene.  Adonis dressed in a white linen suit, but unlike Flurrie he left his shirt collar unbuttoned about a third of the way down his tan chest.

     They repaired to the first floor dining room.  Adonis handed the waiter a five-dollar advance tip and they ordered steaks, coffee and apple pie.  The very last item on the menu was conversation with the waiter regarding the upper crust of local society.  The waiter, somewhat rushed, but very appreciative of the tip gave them the name of a local town carriage driver and guide, Ol' Johnny, usually parked in front of the hotel.

     After finishing their hearty fare, and glancing around at the local illuminati also having dinner, they exited the hotel hoping to find the carriage driver, but curiously enough he found them. 

     "Gentlemen!"  A squat, deeply tan skinned, aged man of at least sixty years moved towards them.  "I'm Ol' Johnny.  Freddy the waiter said you need a driver.  I have my carriage parked behind the hotel.  It's too dusty out front here at this time of the day."

     Adonis and Flurrie quickly passed judgment on the elderly man.  He was neatly attired in a clean white shirt and tan trousers, which were partially tucked into a pair of black polished leather boots.  He wore a black derby with a long prairie chicken feather dancing from its satin hat ribbon, and all-and-all appeared to be decidedly uncomfortable in the outfit.  His eyes were two tired brown orbs appearing as if they were going to close at any second.  

     "Ol’ Johnny, we are railroad stock and bond salesmen," Adonis explained.  "I am Adonis Surrey, President of the Agency, and this gentleman is Flurrie Peoples, my Chief Financial Officer.  We require a tour of the city including the residential area of better homes, mansions, that sort of thing."  Adonis slipped a folded twenty-dollar bill from his upper suit coat pocket and moved it back and forth in front of Ol' Johnny's eyes which now suddenly came alive.  "We would also like any background information you might have, such as names, addresses, characteristics, of the well-to-do in Omaha.  In other words, the more information you are able to give us, the more generous we shall become."

     The driver snatched the twenty-dollar bill from Adonis fingers and quickly tucked it into his shirt pocket.  "I know quite a bit," he grinned.  "I've taken many a drunken big wig home after a night on the town.  Many of them from Maize's Rooming House.  She has six of her nieces living there."

     Adonis and Flurrie smirked at one another.  "Good man!  Tell us every dirty fact you know," Adonis ordered.  "And I will give you two more of those twenty dollar bills."

     Within the next two hours Adonis and Flurrie knew more about the ins and outs of Omaha than most of the long time residents.  Flurrie carefully jotted down all of the facts in his sketch pad as they were given the grand tour of Omaha’s mansion district.   

     Back at the facade of the Hotel Platte, Adonis and Flurrie alit from the carriage very satisfied with their newfound driver and informant.  Adonis asked, "Ol’ Johnny, can we arrange to have you work exclusively for us for as long as we are in Omaha?"  

     Ol' Johnny gazed at them in disbelief, not believing his great luck.  "Certainly!  I own the carriage and Big Jimmy there."  He pointed to his well groomed, but aging stallion.  "I rent the carriage house behind the hotel.  I also live there.  Just come and get me anytime."  He then paused glancing up at Adonis with a hint of doubt in his tired eyes.  "I'll have to charge you one hundred dollars per week for twenty-four hour service, and that's seven days per week."

   Adonis agreed with a nod of his head.  "We just might wear you out calling for you day and night."

     "Gentlemen," Ol' Johnny replied with a chuckle, gazing down at his aged squat body.  "I'm already worn out."

     They had a laugh and then Adonis added, "Stop by our suite tomorrow morning at about ten and I will pay you in advance for one week."

     Ol' Johnny tipped his feathered derby in agreement, obviously delighted with the arrangement.      

     Comfortably ensconced in their hotel suite Adonis and Flurrie studied the four pages of information Flurrie had copied on his sketch pad from of Ol' Johnny's expert travelogue. 

     “Its rather obvious,” Adonis spoke paging through the lists once again, "that Ol’ Johnny has quite a bit of in depth knowledge of several of the mansions.  Not the type of thing someone would glean merely bringing someone to the front door."

     "Yes, I noticed that," Flurrie agreed, rubbing his chin.  "Of course his passengers are usually quite intoxicated when he drives them home at two or three in the morning.   Perhaps he helped them into the house and to their bedroom." 

     "Sounds reasonable," Adonis agreed.  "I wonder if he ever slipped a few items into his pocket while helping them to bed.  His fare's cash, watch, rings?"

     "He does appear capable of it,” Flurrie agreed as he studied a page from the sketchpad.  “Where do we start?”

     Adonis began reading from the list: "Peter Orwell, owner of River Ferries and Wagon Transfer Barges; Maxwell Pointier, Cattle Sales and Meat Packing; Hubert Martingdal, Banker; Frederick Strutland, Mercantile Store and Farm Implements; Osgood Bentley, Furniture and Wagon factory; Jeremy Peerage, Attorney and Land Sales.  Johnny rated Osgood Bentley as the most despicable of the bunch."

     "Yes,” Flurrie acknowledged.  “Ol’ Johnny did say he was the richest man in town and almost of his hired help at the furniture and wagon factory hate him for working them double shifts.”

     “Yes, he definitely deserves a midnight visit from us,” Adonis  reassured himself and then began playing with his silver wolf head walking cane, moving it around in the air as an epee master readying himself for the match.  "Let's ask Ol’ Johnny for any more information he might have on this Bentley chap.  I'm positive he didn't tell us all." Adonis then paused in thought. "By the way, before we left Milwaukee I asked Manfred Downs if he might recommend a source for our purloined merchandise here in Omaha, and he gave me the name of Perry Drew, a watchmaker.  He is part of the Committee’s syndicate and Manfred assured me that Perry will also give us our usual 20% commission from our heists."

     "Excellent!" Flurrie rejoiced.  "It all appears just like hay, cut and dried."

     Adonis chuckled.  "Spare me the farm humor, old friend.  I'll have Johnny drive me to Perry in the morning.  While I am visiting with Perry might I suggest you stroll through the local art gallery, bookstore, library, teashops, and things of that ilk.  After I introduce myself to Perry I'll visit the local gentlemen's club and introduce my vast knowledge of the manly game of golf to the local Boys."

     Flurrie chuckled.  "As well you should.  After all you are the leading expert in the Boston Golfing Association regarding the proper use of the Bulger club and Guttie ball."

     Adonis lifted his head erect in pure pride.  "I am quite magnificent!"

     "Save that for the ladies," Flurrie laughed.

     "Oh, by the by I spoke with the hotel owner and he agreed to let us set up our railroad stock and bond agency in the Presidential Suite.  He wants two hundred dollars more per week in advance.   I started to refuse but then he reminded me that with the Transcontinental Railroad having Omaha as its Eastern terminal every other space in Omaha even resembling an office has been rented or purchased."

     "Expensive, but we do have one of the best commercial addresses in town,” Flurrie replied, then suddenly becoming flustered as he glanced around the sitting room of the suite.  "Perhaps we should rearrange the furniture a little.  Make it more like an office.  Put a sign on the door."

     Adonis tapped his walking cane on Flurrie’s right shoulder.  “Just leave everything as is.  I convinced the manager to place a placard in the lobby describing our business in the Presidential Suite.  When a client arrives, we invite them in and settle them into an easy chair, sit across from them in another easy chair and treat them as a friend rather than a potential client.”

     “Brilliant concept,” Flurrie agreed.  “The down-home atmosphere of the prairie approach." 

     Adonis swung his cane through the air.  "I think I'll take a stroll now." 

     "A stroll?" Flurrie teased.  "Where did Ol' Johnny say this Maize's Rooming House with her six nieces is located?"

     At nine the next morning Flurrie left a still sleeping Adonis alone in their new office-living quarter’s accommodation and headed out, his sketch pad under his left arm, to acquaint the local shop owners with the Adonis Surrey, Esq., Railroad Stock and Bond Agency, and also to introduce himself to the local artist community.  While speaking to the shop owners he decided to sketch their profiles free of charge.   

     Flurrie was then absolutely delighted to find himself in front of The Dab Hand Art Gallery on fashionable Farnam Street.  He shaded the sun from his eyes with his right hand as he anxiously gazed in the front window at about twenty large easels containing paintings and sketches cleverly maneuvered about a very large room.  The front door then suddenly swung open and a bald middle-aged man wearing a monocle over his left eye and a huge black handlebar mustache over his upper lip smiled exposing a perfect set of pure white teeth.

     "Please do enter, sir," he said, waiving his right arm in a welcoming gesture.  He approvingly glanced at Flurrie's fashionable beige linen suit and straw hat.   "I am Paul Parnassus, gallery owner.  I see you carry a sketchpad.  Are you a visiting artist, connoisseur?  How may I serve you?"

     "My name is Flurrie Peoples.  I recently had my first showing in Milwaukee at the Manfred Downs Gallery."

     The man's eyes lit with delight.  "Manny Downs!  Yes, indeed.  Very tough critic!  We had competing galleries in Chicago some years back.  How is the old... scoundrel?"

     "Doing just fine," Flurrie chuckled.  "May I view the easels?"

     "Certainly," Paul responded, leading Flurrie to the first oil painting. "Please make yourself at home."  He then pointed to Flurrie's sketchpad.  "Do you sketch as you stroll?"

     "Just about," Flurrie nodded, with a smile.  "I am also Chief Financial Officer for the Adonis Surrey, Esq., Railroad Stock & Bond Agency.  We have set up an office at the Platte Hotel."

     Paul knowingly shook his head.  "Railroading!  That's where the money is now.  Especially with the starting point of the Transcontinental Railroad here in Omaha."  He paused, "I just might be interested in purchasing a share or two.  My office is in the rear.  Please do stop in when you are finished enjoying our current local artist and consignment offerings."

     "Excellent," Flurried responded beginning his stroll from easel to easel.  He found about half of the oil paintings depicted quite pleasant river scenery of boating, fishing and rafting, with the remainder a collection of Omaha street scenes.  All very sedate motionless pieces, and all too posed and lacking depth and atmosphere.  When he finished he made his way to the owner's office at the rear of the gallery.  The office door was open and Paul was mumbling something in Greek as he frantically paged through a stack of bills.  He glanced up and his monocle popped from his left eye and swung on a silver chain across his chest in a pendulum motion.

     "Bills!  You are a Chief Financial Officer.  Do you sometimes hire out to do bookkeeping?"

      "No, thank you," Flurrie chuckled, quickly taking up his sketchpad and swiftly sketching Paul's frantic expression.

     "There must be some trade secret to this," Paul mused, gazing up at Flurrie.  "It's a creation of the Devil!"  He then arose and moved next to Flurrie curiously wondering what was happening on the sketchpad.  He then burst into laughter viewing a caricature of his face twisted in humorous frustration.  "Marvelous!  Wonderful likeness!  I'll place it on an easel in the gallery.  Right at the front door, I think."  He then paused and released a deep sigh.  "My current offerings are really quite boring.  If you have an inventory of your paintings, or sketches, I'll be pleased to arrange a showing for you.  If Manfred Downs in Milwaukee featured you I certainly am not going to let you walk out of my gallery without offering the same opportunity."  He paused.  "We can set up an opening night showing perhaps next weekend.  I'll invite only the crème de la crème of Omaha society."  Paul reached out to shake Flurrie's hand, flashing his pearl white teeth with a broad smile.  "A deal?"  

     Flurrie beamed with delight, shaking Paul's hand.  "My extreme pleasure.  I do have eight paintings and at least twenty pencil portrait sketches of woman I have seen...."

     Paul growled like a mad dog.  "Ah, twenty women.  What a man!"  He then paused in thought.  "Can you bring your art first thing in the morning?"

     Flurrie was awash in merriment.  "Certainly.  Ten o'clock?"

     "Perfect.  I'll take my current showing in the back alley tonight and set it ablaze!"

     "I do like them, but they are so motionless.  Two dimensional," Flurrie commented.

     "Yes, and executed by sons and daughters of the wealthy."  Paul shrugged his shoulders.  "I have to feature them or go out of business."  Paul then led Flurrie to the front door of the gallery with his left arm around Flurrie's waist.  "I'll send invitations to my special clientele.  I'll repaint the gallery... puce.  It will be marvelous!"

     Flurrie almost danced back to the Platte Hotel.  He immediately collected his inventory of paintings and sketches and spread them around his bedroom.  The collection was comprised of the four views of Portia Plankowski, his ex-model and love of his life at the time who abruptly ran off with a traveling theatrical group.  He depicted her as the Nymph of Spring, the Siren of Summer, The Temptress of Fall, and the End of Love in Winter with her beauty fading from existence and into a veiled mist.  The remainder paintings were atmospheric renderings of the moods of Lake Michigan.  The sketches were mainly quick portraits of local scenery, women, and animals.  He had labored for several months to find a name for his painting technique and finally decided upon Atmospheric Expressionism.  

      Adonis burst into their hotel suite brimming with news. And wildly waiving his walking cane in the air.  "I've called on Osgood Bentley, the furniture and wagon manufacturer, and more importantly our proposed heist victim.  He has excitedly consented to have a golf outing this Saturday morning at his cabbage and pumpkin farm property about three miles up river.  He said the local men's private club The Omaha Viking Society has actually been discussing golf but none of them know how to play the game properly.”

     "The Omaha Viking Society?" Flurrie asked.

     "The society includes just about everyone on our wealthiest men list provided by Ol' Johnny."  He once again waived his walking cane in the air and then swirled it about as if dueling an opponent.  "The boredom is over, my friend.  Perry, thrust, and contact!"

     “I also have a splendid tidbit.  I am to have a showing at the Dab Hand Art Gallery.  I'm to bring my paintings in tomorrow morning at ten.  My debut will be in about one week.  The gallery owner, a Paul Parnassas, said he would invite the elite of local society."

     "Eureka!  We can also meet the landed gentry there."  He then paused and stared intently into Flurrie's excited eyes.  "We are instinctively utilizing the very same modus operands we created in Milwaukee.  I wage a sales campaign on the business interests of the local gentlemen and you in turn entertain their cultured interests.  Actually, you know, we can use this very same scheme in every city of worth following the Transcontinental Railroad route all the way to Sacramento, California.  Once there, we can purchase beach front property abutting the Pacific Ocean and retire as gentlemen land owners."

     Flurrie nodded, imagining himself reclining on a sun-drenched beach.  "The sun, the sand, the ocean.  No more winter storms."  He paused.  "I would continue my painting."

      Adonis nodded his head in agreement.  "Yes and I'm sure I would continue my scheming, but we would at the very least have homes of our own.  A place to return to." 

     Flurrie glanced in surprise at Adonis.  "I thought you wished to retire married to an extremely wealthy aged widow."

     Adonis glanced at Flurrie.  "Always have a contingency plan, old chap.  We all need a place to hang our cap and California would be excellent."

     "Hmmm, quite so," Flurrie responded.  "California.  There is also the gold rush."

     "Forget the gold rush, Flurrie.  The odds are lopsided against you and in our trade we make a steady and very lucrative living." Adonis then paused.  "By the by, to change the subject somewhat, I've been hearing stories of a local house thief.  They call him the Pumpkin Man."

     Flurrie burst into laughter.  "What?"

     Adonis raised his right hand.  "I swear.  They have only seen his shadow on occasion in the dark of night and his silhouette is squat and he wears a top hat giving him the outline of a running pumpkin."

     Flurrie continued laughing.  "Almost fits the description of our carriage driver Ol' Johnny."

     Adonis pointed with his right index finger to accentuate the point.  “Yes, and he was a prime suspect excepting this Pumpkin Man moved very swiftly and of course Ol' Johnny has all he can do to just climb up on the driver's seat of his carriage."

     "Fascinating.  Will this person be our competition?"

     Adonis shook his finger back and forth.  "No, no.  He only deals in petty theft as far as we would classify his heists.  Grab and run type items as silverware, candelabra, goblets, wallets, purses, occasional jewelry left about, that type of item.  Things you can toss in a cloth bag and swing over your shoulder.  He has never opened a safe or taken any paintings."

     "Unskilled labor," Flurrie quipped.  "Yet, intriguing."

     "I assume you will be spending most of your time at the gallery tomorrow.  I think I'll also make the rounds of the local shops to become acquainted on my own.  One can never sell too many shares of railroad stock."

      "Or meet too many of the local damsels."

      "All in a day's work, old chum.  Remember Saturday morning at ten; our appointment at wagon manufacturer Osgood Bentley's cabbage and pumpkin farm property.  Ol' Johnny will drive us out."

     The carriage ride to Bentley’s farm on Saturday morning was an excellent chance for Adonis and Flurrie to become caught up with their separate choice bits of news of the happenings of Friday.  Flurrie excitedly explained, almost with too much detail, just how he delivered his art work to Paul Parnassas at The Dab Art Gallery and how Paul lavished him with praise for his renderings and assured him his showing would be the following Saturday evening with a guest list of only the elite of Omaha.  Adonis then calmly explained how he visited many of the local shops, discovering in several of them that Flurrrie had been there and had brilliantly left a sketch of each of the owners along with their railroad stock and bond agency calling card.  Adonis further explained he invited the owners to a proposed gathering in the dining room of the Platte Hotel in which he would explain the railroad stock and bond market and why it would be monetarily reckless on their part not to invest their earnings into the quick profits to be had and especially now with the building of the Transcontinental Railroad starting from their beloved Omaha.

     Ol' Johnny steered the carriage off the main road and onto a twisting side road, past a stand of majestic elms, and then into view of a curious appearing two story eight-sided house.

     "What in the world!" Flurrie exclaimed.

     Adonis laughed.  "I'll be...an Octagon house!  We actually have three of these architectural gems back in Milwaukee.  The architect is Orson Squire Fowler.  I met him in Milwaukee when he gave a lecture regarding phrenology."

     "Phrenology?" Flurrie queried. 

     "It is the study of the bumps on one's head to determine one's longevity, chance for fame, romance...."

     "A fortune teller?"

     "A scientific fortune teller," Adonis accentuated, breaking into laughter.  "I understand the gentleman is making a fortune running his hands over people's pates."

     Ol' Johnny moved the carriage to the rear of the octagon house and the raucous voices of several men arguing about something of great importance filled the air.  They stood at the edge of about a one-acre plot of grassland surrounded by several hundred acres of cabbage and pumpkin plants.  One of the gentlemen had a four-foot long wood shaft from a shovel and was attempting to show the other men how to properly swing the impromptu golf club.

     "Welcome!" their host Osgood Bentley shouted in a hoarse-toned voice and threw his arms up into the air in delight.  "We are practicing our golf swing."  He then spun around facing his fellow cronies.  "Gentlemen Vikings allow me to introduce Adonis Surrey an official from the Boston Golfing Association."  He then stared inquisitively at Flurrie.  "And this gentleman is... "

     "I'm his traveling caddy," Flurrie quipped staring back at their short thin almost sickly appearing host.

     Adonis reached up onto the carriage and swung down a long narrow cloth bag with four wooden bulbs peeking over the top opening.  "Professional Bulger clubs!" he stated, and then reached into his side pocket on the bag and removed a small leather sphere neatly stitched to hold its shape.  "A genuine Scottish Guttie ball."

     The assemblage moaned in awe as Adonis tossed the Guttie to Osgood who in turn held it up as if it were an offering to Odin.  "Let the game begin!" Osgood declared in his hoarse-toned voice.

     As Adonis broke into his long-winded lecture as to how to officially set up a golf course, how to hold and swing the Bulger club, and how to approach the Guttie ball, Flurrie backed away from the gathering with his sketchpad held at the ready.  He studied the fascinating architecture of the two-story Octagon house, and began to outline its eight equal sides, and the windowed cupola at the center of the pointed roof.

     All of a sudden a screaming young man on horseback came thundering up the driveway.  He was whipping his steed's backside with a leather whip, and he and the horse appeared frantic. 

     "Mister Bentely!  Mister Bentley, sir!  Your factory is on fire!  It's terrible!"  He pulled his breathless horse to a quick stop. 

     Osgood Bentely stood stupefied.  "The entire factory?"

     "Yes, sir!  Its real bad, sir!"

     "Osgood, take our carriage!" Adonis shouted.  "We'll remain here!"

     "Good lads!" Osgood shouted as Ol' Johnny pulled his carriage up.  "My wife and servant are out of town!  Please look after things!"

     The entire gathering headed for their horses and then galloped down the driveway with Ol' Johnny following with his carriage in close pursuit.

     Adonis and Flurrie stood staring at one another in total confusion and then down the road as a bellow of dust filled the air from the galloping horses.  Flurrie then pointed into the distance.

"Look there!  Smoke from the edge of town.  That's about three miles away.  It must be quite a blaze."

     "Yes," Adonis nodded.  He then changed his gaze to the octagon house and tapped Flurrie on the shoulder.  "The house is ours to investigate."

     "Investigate?" Flurrie asked.  "Why?"

     "Excuse me," Adonis said.  "We are thieves.  We heist gems, paintings, other high value items."

     Flurrie paused in thought.  "Somehow it doesn't seem to be the decent thing to do.  I mean right now.  The man’s factory is ablaze and besides that we are the only two people here.  If something of value is missing we would be the prime suspects and the last thing we want is notoriety.”

     "I could place pumpkin seeds inside the house, “Adonis teased "and it would be blamed on the Pumpkin Man.  What say?"

     "But this is his country property.  Perhaps there is nothing of consequence inside," Flurried added. 

     "I can smell valuables from here.  Sequestered gems, cash in a wall safe." Adonis commented, raising his nose in the air as an English Pointer scenting his bird in the bush.

     "I'm going to be the voice of reason in this case," Flurrie ordered.  "Lower your nose and sniff this reasoning.  If his wife and servant are out of town that would indicate their mansion in the city is also unattended, other than Osgood himself living there.  He is probably at work most of the time.   We knock on the front door of his mansion.  No one to home?  We enter through the back door, or window, or French doors."

     Adonis lowered his head, somewhat embarrassed.  “You have found my one and only character fault.  Once I lock into the scent of treasure belonging to a scoundrel it is near impossible to dissuade me.  It has almost been my downfall on a few senseless close encounters I involved myself in."  Adonis grasped Flurrie's right shoulder in a tight grip.  "We will patiently wait for our carriage to return and then rob his city mansion tonight.  He may not even be there, with the fire and all.  In the meanwhile there should be no harm in nosing about the Octagon house a bit.  Have a drink.  Catalog things for future reference."

     “No harm whatsoever,” Flurrie agreed.      

 

 

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