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FREDDIE SURREY – c.1880 - Chicago

by D.B. Anderson

A “Bruno Clew, Esq. – Society Detective Agency” Series Tale

Copyright © 2005 D.B. Anderson All rights reserved

 

    Private Detective Bruno Clew was greeted at the massive mahogany front door of the Renee Portel Second Empire mansion by a young man dressed in a gray business suit.  The young man adjusted his wire-rimmed spectacles and glanced up and down at nattily attired Bruno, who was donned in a light-brown wool suit with a tan necktie, brown leather ankle boots, a dark brown Chesterfield overcoat with black felt collar trim, a rakish brown fedora and, of course, he totted his silver bear head walking cane.  

     The young man smiled approvingly.  “Detective Bruno Clew I assume?”

     “Your assumption is correct, young sir.”

     “Please follow me.  I am Paul James, Mr. Portel’s personal aide.” 

   Bruno was quickly led through a marble lined front hall and then down a mahogany wainscoted hallway.  Paul James knocked twice on the door before them and a stern voice called out “Entree!” 

     Paul James escorted Bruno into the library of the mansion and then quickly exited.  Bruno found Renee Portel seated behind a massive desk curiously constructed of white pine logs.

     He found Mr. Portel to be an elderly man, very stout and built very much like a lumberjack from the North Woods.  He had a bushy head of grayish-white hair, deep set piercing dark eyes, and he had a horrible scar across his left cheek.  His expression was awash in worry.

     “Please be seated, Detective Clew.  You may remove your overcoat if you wish.  We are not very formal around here.  Pour yourself a brandy, light up a cigar.”  He then slapped his hands down on his legs.  “I’m afraid I am quite crippled from a logging accident some time back.”

     Bruno sat in the stuffed, leather maroon tinted chair across from Mr. Portel’s desk.  “I am just fine thank you,” Bruno responded.  “May I ask why you requested this meeting?”

     Mr. Portel shook his head in frustration.  “Sorry for the secrecy, but this is a very private family matter and I wished to keep the incident entirely confidential.   I am familiar with your sterling reputation as a private investigator particularly sensitive to the problems of people of wealth.   I understand you work quietly, efficiently, and most important - confidentially.”

     “That I do, Mr. Portel.  The Society Detective Agency prides itself in confidentiality.”

     Mr. Portel lowered his head.  “Quite so."  He then paused, and sadly raised his deep-set brown eyes to Bruno.  “Detective Clew, I am a widower with two daughters in their late teens.   Matilda is shy and studious; Marianne is gregarious and adventurous like me.   Quite frankly, it is not unusual for the bold Marianne to be missing for a few days at a time, but now shy Matilda has been missing for three straight days.  I had my secretary, Paul James, the young man who let you in before, do some checking on her whereabouts, but I’m afraid his skills are better left for bookkeeping and contract work.  I remember hearing your name mentioned by one of the members of our poker club as being an excellent confidential private detective.  I’d appreciate if you would handle this matter for me.”    

     Bruno could clearly see that Mr. Portel was deeply distressed.   “I accept the case.  Please relate any facts and figures you have available.” 

     Mr. Portel sat back in his chair obviously relieved at receiving some professional help to clear his distress.  “It is rumored that Matilda was swept off her feet by a brash, handsome, fast-talking New Englander she met in the tea and coffee cafes surrounding the Chicago Art Society Museum.   Supposedly he is an artist.”  Mr. Portel then opened a file folder and handed Bruno a photograph.  “This is my daughter Matilda, taken about a year ago.”

     Bruno studied the photo.  “A very attractive young lady.  I see she wears wire rim spectacles.”

     “Yes, the poor dear has weak eyes.  She particularly needs them for reading.”

     Bruno handed the photo back to Mr. Portel.  “Do you think they might have eloped, or worse; do you suspect foul play is involved?”

     Mr. Portel released a deep sigh.  “Frankly I don’t know.  Since my wife died five years ago, I’m afraid any control I had over my daughters has disintegrated.  We are not much of a family.  We all head off in our own directions.”

     Bruno arose and extended his right hand down to Mr. Portel.  “I’ll immediately begin my investigation.  I would like to start by interviewing your daughter Marianne.”

     Mr. Portel smiled broadly as he shook Bruno’s hand.  He then pressed a button on the side of his desk and Paul James quickly entered from the hall.  “Show Detective Clew to Marianne’s room.  She is in, is she not?  I ordered her to stay put!”

     “Yes, sir.   She is the parlor.”  

     Mr. Portel then reached in his center desk drawer and removed a brown business-size envelope.  “Will one thousand dollars be adequate to start your investigation?  If you must pay off people to retrieve information please give them anything they wish.  No questions asked.”

     Bruno reached over and retrieved the envelope from Mr. Portel.  “I’ll report back to you as swiftly as possible.  It may take a day or two.”

     Mr. Portel shook his head in agreement.  “I fully understand”

     Bruno then followed Paul James to the parlor to find an attractive young lady impatiently waiting for him. 

     “Please hurry.  I have an important tea engagement,” she ordered.

     “Tell me what you know about your sister’s disappearance, and you are free to flee.”

     “I don’t know anything about her affairs.  We travel in different circles.”  She then paused, “All I heard from second parties is that Mattie frequented a coffee shop, The Sketch Pad Café, near the Chicago Art Society Gallery. Mattie loves art and it is said she became chummy with a handsome, young New Englander studying art here in Chicago.  That is all I know, and quite frankly I am absolutely delighted that Mattie has finally drummed up the gumption to be whisked away by a handsome young fortune hunter, and I wish her the best whether it be just an affair, or marriage.”

     “I see,” Bruno nodded his head.  “Thank you for your assistance.” 

     She immediately arose and headed for the parlor room door.  Bruno gazed at Paul James who held a tiny smirk on his thin lips.

     Bruno decided to start his quest at The Sketch Pad Café a few blocks from the Chicago Art Society Gallery.  He ordered a cup of Colombian coffee accompanied by a huge sugar doughnut, which he viewed with great pleasure.  As he paid the portly, middle-aged waitress for his purchase he casually asked, “Has Matilda Portel stopped by today?  I was to meet her earlier, but became involved in a rather long business discussion.”

     “Mattie?  No as a matter of fact I have not seen her for a few days.”

     “I am actually her Uncle Bob from Milwaukee.  I also enjoy art and she was going to give me a tour of your wonderful Chicago Art Society Gallery.”

     “No, I’m sorry.” 

     “She also wrote me of a young man she is seeing.” Bruno then paused with a quizzical mask on his face.  “Has her male friend been around?  I believe his name is William…”

     “You mean Freddie Surrey?”  The waitress then paused.  “As a matter of fact I haven’t seen either of them for about three or four days.”

     “We did have an appointment for today, and she did not cancel it…”

      “Well, I don’t know what to tell you, sir.”

     “Do you know anything about this Freddie Surrey?”

     “Sir, I must return to the kitchen.”

     Bruno quickly reached into his coat pocket and removed a small gathering of money secured by an engraved silver money clip.  He slipped out a five-dollar bill and set it on the table. “Any information you give me will be deeply appreciated.”

     The waitress quickly slipped the money into her apron pocket.  “I understand he is an artist and lives in a run down store-front in the old tannery district, but I do not know exactly where.”

     “Thank you very much,” Bruno responded.  He arose and began to make his way to the front door, but then paused and returned to the table and snatched up his sugar donut.

     Through his many years on the Chicago Police Force Bruno had a very sound idea as to the approximate area where Freddie might set up housekeeping in the old tannery district and he took a small stroll amongst the old dilapidated buildings.

    As he walked among the ruins he was suddenly startled by a high-pitched man’s voice resounding from behind him. “Is that you, Copper?  Gentleman Bruno Clew, the Bear, the greatest detective to ever serve on the Chicago Police force?”

     Bruno suddenly burst into laughter.  “Sammy ‘The Mole!’  I’d recognize that voice anywhere!  Greatest tunnel man that ever lived!”  He then spun around and gazed in joy at a diminutive, thin old man.  “Sammy ‘The Mole’ Plankowski.  I’ll be damned.”  They wildly shook hands and slapped each other on the back.  “When did you get out of prison?’

     “Just last year.”

     “Are you back to digging tunnels into banks and jewelry stores to heist their objects of value?”

     “No, I have been cured of tunnel work.” 

     “I’ll bet your old bones and muscles are on the stiff side, same as mine.”

     “I can still hold my own,” Sammy proudly stated.  He then did a curious little dance resembling an Irish jig.  “See I still got it!”  His feet then became tangled and he almost fell over.

     Bruno steadied him.  “Easy, lad.  Neither of us is thirty anymore.”

     “Just a matter of getting back into shape.”

     “Certainly,” Bruno agreed.  “Same thing here.”  He then paused studying Sammy’s somewhat bedraggled appearance.  “Sammy, if you are free now, I could use your help.  I am looking for a young fellow; he has a New England accent, dresses well, and claims to be an artist.  I understand he has a studio around here.”

     Sammy released a broad grin.  “I know exactly where he is!  Just down the block as a matter of fact.”

     “I’ll give you a fiver if you show me exactly where.”

     “For a fiver I’ll carry you on my back!”

     They quietly moved down the block.  Sammy then pointed to a one-story run-down storefront and was about to say something, but Bruno raised his hand to Sammy’s mouth.

     “Shhh…” he cautioned.

     They slowly made their way around the building, finding its backside abutting the Chicago River.  Sammy pointed to a back window.  He then motioned for Bruno to stay back and he balanced himself on a rickety pier attached to the structure and inched his way over to the window.  Sammy’s eyes lit with delight as he viewed a young lady sitting on a chair.  A handsome young man, who Sammy knew to be the resident, was striding about and then began pointing a finger at her in a threatening manner.  Sammy then carefully made his way back to Bruno.

     ‘Yup, she is in there.  The young gent is also there.  Looks like he is ranting and raving about something, keeps pointing a finger at her, his face all filled with angriness.”        

     “I don’t like that,” Bruno mumbled.  “Does she appear if she has been beaten, or violated?”

     “No, but she looks very worn out.  Poor little darling.”

     “Yes,” Bruno angrily replied, gritting his teeth in anger.  He then glanced around at the alleyway they were in.  “Sammy, I’ll stand by the side door of his studio.  You knock over those old trashcans and pieces of rotting lumber at the end of the alley.  When he comes out to see what the commotion is all about, I’ll plummet him with my cane.”

     Sammy’s eyes lit with delight.  “Some excitement at last!”

     Bruno moved to the side door and raised his silver bear head walking cane into the air.  Sammy rattled the metal trashcans and tossed the lumber about, probably awakening every derelict animal and person in a two-block area.  No response from Freddie though.  Bruno motioned for Sammy to rattle the buckets once again.  He did so, and suddenly a huge wharf rat ran from the alley, screeching an animal obscenity at the intruders.

     Yet, Freddie would not stick his head outside the door to see what the noise was all about.

     Bruno then motioned for Sammy to look into the back window again.  Sammy again balanced himself on the rickety old pier jutting into the Chicago River.  He gazed in the window to find Freddie standing motionless with his face twisted in fear.  Sammy then carefully made his way back over the pier to Bruno.

     “It is very confusing in there,” Sammy softly spoke to Bruno.  “He is just standing next to her, and he looks scared to hell.  Probably from the ruckus we made.”

     “Well, that’s that!” Bruno thundered.  He then strode up to the side door and violently beat upon it with his cane.  

     “I’m coming in!” he shouted, and then backed up, mustered up a head of steam, and rushed the door with his two hundred pound rotund body.  The rotting door tore from its hinges and landed on the floor with Bruno on top of it.  Petrified Freddie quickly stepped on Bruno’s fallen body while making a wild dash outside to the alley.  Bruno arose as swiftly as he could for his age to make chase, and was absolutely delighted to find diminutive Sammy riding on the back of the fleet footed Freddie bounding down the street, as a jockey on a horse.

     Bruno then rushed to Matilda who was standing still, and was surprised to find a slight grin on her lips.  “How are you fairing through all of this?  Poor thing,” he then took her in his arms to comfort her.  At first Matilda welcomed the attention, but then swiftly pulled away.

     “And just who are you, sir?”

     “Not to worry.  I was hired by your father to find you.  He is sick with worry over your disappearance.”

     Matilda eyes then suddenly lit with pleasure and she once again held that strange mischievous grin on her thin lips.  “Sick with worry, you say?”

     Bruno viewed her suspiciously.  “He is frantic.”  He then placed his arm over her shoulder.  “Come; let’s rid our self of this filthy rat hole.”

     “What will happen to Freddie?” Matilda asked in apparent concern.              

     “If your father wants him caught and punished I will attempt to do so, but he is like a young jackrabbit and probably half way to points unknown by this time.”

     Matilda chuckled.  “Then you are not the police?”

     “Private detective.”

     Sammy quickly entered the building.  “He got away!”

     Matilda’s face momentarily filled with joy, but then she swiftly attempted to mask that with a sorrowful gaze. 

     Bruno chuckled.  “Great piece of horsemanship on your part though.”

     “He threw me when he jumped over a small bush.”

     “Good show.  Now if you are not too bent up, find us transportation.  I wish to return our little lady to her father.”

       “Jimmy the cab driver lives two blocks away, and keeps his horse in a backyard stall.  I’ll hurry right over and roust him up.”

     “I’ll search the premises for any clues I can find regarding our runaway… gentleman.”

     “Be back shortly.”

     Bruno then gazed sympathetically at Matilda.  “Why don’t you be seated?  We’ll have you back home within the hour.  For now I wish to go through Freddie’s belongings.”  Bruno began searching the drawers in a dresser and found several items of fairly expensive men’s clothing, shirts, ties, and linen handkerchiefs.  “Please do tell me about Freddie.  How did you meet him?”

     “It was about three weeks ago.  I love art, I actually dabble in oils a bit, and I frequent the wonderful coffee cafes around the Chicago Art Gallery.  One morning Freddie quite boldly sat across from me at my table.  I was startled, but then found a kind handsome face grinning stupidly at me, and I couldn’t help but smile.”

     Bruno nodded his head as he continued his search, looking through personal papers with a Boston, Massachusetts address.  “Please continue.”

     “I liked him, but I didn’t like him…”  She then paused.  “I will explain this all to father.”

     Just then Sammy dashed into the room.  “Harry’s hansom cab is out front.”

     “Excellent service!  Well done,” Bruno congratulated Sammy, as Matilda gathered up her coat and hat. 

     “I gave him the fiver you gave me,” Sammy made sure to tell Bruno.  “Had to get him out of bed.”

     Bruno reached into his pocket and pulled a ten-dollar bill from his wad of cash and slapped it into Sammy’s outstretched hand.  “This cover it?”

     “Thank you, Governor,” Sammy responded, viewing the ten-dollar bill as if it were a one hundred dollar bill. 

     Bruno then paused in thought.  “Sammy, meet me in my office The Society Detective Agency tomorrow morning at about ten.  It’s located at eighth and Commerce Street on the third floor.  I’d like to have a chat with you.  Perhaps have you do some work for me from time to time.”

     “My pleasure!” Sammy responded with unabashed joy. 

     Bruno gave the cab driver the address of the Portel mansion and as the cab made its way through the cold winter day, Bruno softly asked Matilda, “Are you comfortable?  Would you like to bundle up in my overcoat?”

     “No, no.  I am just fine.  I have to admit I am completely worn out, and very sleepy.”

     “Take a nap if you wish.  You are in safe hands.”

     Matilda gazed up at Bruno’s broad, elderly, handsome, grandfather like face and then rested her head on his shoulder.

     Paul James, Mr. Portel’s private secretary answered the door at the Portel mansion, and beamed with ecstatic delight when he viewed Matilda.

     “God be praised!  Are you all right, Miss Portel?” he asked, taking her coat and hat.

     “Thank you Paul James.  Is father in his library?”

     “Yes, he is asleep on the divan.”

     Bruno remained silent as he followed Matilda and Paul James to the library.  Matilda quickly opened the door and then ran to her father who was stretched out on the divan.  She kissed him, and he awoke, tenderly smiling.  “Mattie.”  He tenderly stared up into her frightened blue eyes, and then reached up to straighten her crooked eyeglasses. He then glanced to Bruno.  “Thank you so very much, Detective Clew!  How did you find her so swiftly?”

     “I am a retired Sergeant of Detectives of the Chicago Police Department.  Believe me, sir; I know exactly where to search out incidents of this type”

     “Where is the…scamp?”

     “When I broke down the door to their room to make sure your daughter was unharmed he made a mad dash outside to the alley, and quite frankly at the speed he was traveling he just might be in Missouri by now.  Would you like me to put out a wanted bulletin on him?”

     “No, no!  Emphatically no!  Complete privacy.  This is a family matter.”  Mr. Portel then nodded his head to Paul James who picked up a check from Mr. Portel’s pine log desk and handed it to Bruno who folded it in half without looking at the amount, and casually tucked it into his side topcoat pocket. 

     “Would you like a written report?” Bruno inquired. 

     “Not necessary,” Mr. Portel replied with his arm lovingly around his daughter’s waist.

     Paul James then pointed to the door and said, “Thank you for your assistance Detective Clew.  I will escort you to the door.”   

     Bruno obeyed, and as he sat in the hansom cab on the way to his flat on Royall Place, he slowly reached into his topcoat pocket and removed the check he had received from Mr. Portel.  He grinned ever so slightly as he found the check to be written in the amount of $4,000, then remembering he also had the $1,000 in cash Mr. Portel had give him to start the investigation.  He then chuckled remembering he used to get $1,200 a year as a sergeant of detectives. 

     The next morning Bruno awoke from his night’s slumber and slowly moved to the bedroom window of his flat on fashionable Royall Place.  In the far distance Lake Michigan was shimmering as a sea of perils floating on a blue background.  The sun was bright and warm, and all in all it appeared to be a marvelous Fall season day.  Yet, he was experiencing that cautious gnawing feeling of doubt he often labored over as a Chicago police detective when an investigation appeared closed, but a shadow of a doubt remained.

     “Freddie Surrey,” he mumbled to himself.  “He is a scoundrel, and would not merely disappear from sight with shy Matilda under his spell, and with her father worth several million dollars.”

     Bruno reasoned Freddie would most certainly return, perhaps he has already done so, with some sort of nefarious scheme to again gain her attentions.

    He quickly bathed and dressed and decided to visit the Sketch Pad Café near the Chicago Art Museum.  He took an indoor table by the window, able to watch the four tables on the outdoor patio.  He ordered coffee, a ham sandwich, and a wonderfully huge sugar donut.  He also purchased a copy of the morning newspaper from the waitress who remembered him from yesterday.

     “Were you able to contact Freddie Surrey?”

     “No, I was hoping he might stop by here sometime today.”

     “She shrugged her shoulders.  “As I told you, I haven’t seen him for several days, but one never knows.”

     Bruno nodded in agreement.  “If you see him, please do not tell him I was here.  I wish to surprise him.”

     “I’m actually going off duty now, but good luck in finding him.”

     Bruno busied himself with the ‘Crime’ page of the newspaper, reading a list of thefts about town that occurred within the past week.  He found the names of a few antagonists from his past police force employment, and when he finally gazed up from the newspaper to the outside patio he was stunned to find Matilda and Freddie Surrey chatting over a pot of tea. 

     He shook his head in disgust at himself.  “My, my, I am getting old and feeble minded.”

     He noticed Freddie appeared perfectly groomed and well attired.  It surprised him for he thought Freddie had left his only clothing behind in his supposed studio at the run-down waterfront storefront building. 

     Matilda and Freddie then arose and moved east on Hornsby Boulevard.  Bruno followed, keeping about a half-block behind them on the mildly crowded thoroughfare.

     Matilda and Freddie entered The Espionage Pub about two blocks along the boulevard.  Bruno paused in front of the pub and held his folded newspaper up to partially conceal his face and quickly glanced through a small clear windowpane surrounded with leaded glass panes.  The duo was seated in a back booth at the far east corner of the pub.  Each booth was uniquely constructed in a ‘church confessional’ style with mahogany boards reaching half way to the ceiling on either side for privacy.  The pair was involved in an animated discussion, accentuating their verbal points with a mixture of hand gestures. 

     Bruno cautiously entered the pub and stealthily moved to the enclosed booth next to their confessional.  Matilda was pleading with Freddie.

     “All you have to do is sneak into my father’s den.  I will have the safe open for you.  All you have to do is reach in and pretend to steal his collection of loose gems.  I’ll pretend to catch you at the task, scream for help, and when Paul James or my father enters you make a dash out the French doors and just keep on running.  I will pay you a thousand dollars for your trouble.”

     “I don’t know about this,” Freddie stated.  “You must certainly hate your father.  First you pay me to stay with me at my studio for a few days, and now want to hire me to pretend rob his safe just so he can see me doing it.”

     “I love my father, but he pays absolutely no attention to me.  I’m his quiet, demure, spineless pet.  My sister Marianne is his favorite; bold, gregarious, just like him.   By catching a thief who is robbing his safe, and also previously abducted me, he’ll certainly see me in an entirely different view.”

     “I didn’t abduct you!  You paid me…”

     “Don’t interrupt me!”

     “I do escape, right?  And you will give me one thousand dollars?”

     Matilda reached into her purse and removed a bundle of cash, waiving it in front of Freddie’s eyes.  “I’ll give it to you right after you open the safe.  I’ll then scream, hand you the cash and you can dash out the French doors and keep on running.  You said you wish to head west with the railroad to gamble and so forth.  A thousand dollars should be a great aide to fulfill that quest.  And all for a few minutes work.”

     “All right.  When?”

     “Tonight at ten.  My father retires to his bedroom at that time.  Paul James helps him to his bedroom just down the hallway.  I will be waiting to let you in.”

     Freddie shrugged his shoulders.  “I’ll be there.  I certainly do need the cash.”

     “I’ll have the safe opened for you.  I have a key, as does my sister, for emergency purposes.”

     Bruno smiled and held the newspaper over his face as the couple exited The Espionage Pub.

     Bruno at first mulled over revealing the plot to Mr. Portel, but then quickly reasoned that Mr. Portel would find his following his daughter about without his permission, and then accusing her of a possible burglary of his gem collection, absolutely intolerable.  So he decided to wait in the garden of the Portel mansion at ten for the events to unfold.

     Shortly after ten Bruno found Freddie skulking about in the garden, as a fox ready to raid the chicken coop; carefully moving this way and that, dodging from tree to tree, bush to bush, and finally moved to the French doors.

     The doors immediately opened and Matilda pulled him inside by his coat lapels.  Bruno quickly made his way to the French doors and peered in at Matilda unlocking the safe door, reaching in and removing a black velvet clutch bag with her right hand.  In her left hand she held a bundle of cash.  Freddie quickly grabbed the bag of gems instead of the cash and made a fast dash for the French doors.  Matilda screamed in disbelief.  Bruno opened the door and as an astonished Freddie attempted to dash out, but Bruno raised his silver bear head walking cane, and bashed Freddie atop his pate rendering him unconscious.

     Mr. Portel then entered the library with the aide of Paul James.  “What in the hell is going on in here?”

     Matilda immediately collapsed into her father’s arms, crying uncontrollably. 

     “Detective Clew!” Mr. Portel exclaimed in further surprise.  “Where the hell did you come from?”

     Bruno explained he suspected Freddie Surrey might still be in Chicago, not having left in supposed blind fear after enticing Matilda to his artist studio, and decided to follow up on the case.  He then explained the meeting of Freddie and Matilda at the Sketch Pad Café, and then at The Espionage Pub.

     “But why didn’t you come to me immediately with this situation?” Mr. Portel asked.  “I might have prevented the total occurrence.”

     “It simply was all too circumstantial.  I couldn’t very well make an appointment with you to tell you your daughter was about to be involved in a burglary of your gems.  It was necessary to play out the entire scenario.”

     Mr. Portel grumbled, hugging his sobbing daughter to his chest.  “Mattie, what is this all about?”

     “Father, I wanted you to notice me.  I can be daring and adventurous like Marianne.”

     Mr. Portel then hugged her closer to his chest.  “All right.  We will discuss this later.”  He then stared at Bruno with some amazement.  “What made you follow through on this?  I am very impressed.”

     “Years of police training and experience came to the fore.  I reasoned Freddie just might remain in Chicago to align himself with your daughter once again.  He is young and brash.  I then followed my hunches and arrived here.”  Bruno then pointed down to Freddie lying unconscious between the French doors.  “Should I notify the police for you?”

     “No, no!  No publicity!” Mr. Portel accentuated.  He then broke into a slight smile.  “Well done, Sergeant Clew.  Do stop by my office in the morning and we can discuss the matter fully.”

     “Yes, sir,” Bruno responded.

     “One thing…” Mr. Portel then added.  “Perhaps you might be so good as to help Paul James transfer the young man’s carcass to the cellar?”

     “My pleasure,” Bruno replied.

     Mr. Portel nodded in thank you to Bruno and then spoke to Paul James.  “Lock him in the wine cellar.  In the morning arrange to have him taken to Northern Wisconsin.  Let’s make a lumberjack out of him.”

     The three gentlemen glanced at one another and broke into a round of chuckles.

     When Bruno arrived at his office the next morning at ten he was quite surprised to find Paul James the personal secretary to Mr. Renee Portel waiting for him.  Paul James was anxiously pacing in front of Bruno’s office door, and when Bruno appeared he released a deep sigh of relief.

     “Hallelujah, Detective Clew!  Your services are once again direly required!”

     “How so?” Bruno asked in surprise as he unlocked his office door.  “Please do enter.”

     “That scoundrel, that rogue, Freddie Surrey not only escaped from his cell in the wine cellar, but also robbed Mr. Portel’s desk in the library of five thousand in cash, He also,” Paul James then paused to catch his breath and adjust his wire-rim spectacles which were slipping down the bridge of his nose, “left a note for Matilda.”  He paused again, his eyes greatly enlarged.  “The rogue left the note on her pillow, next to her right cheek, in the middle of the night!”  Paul James then lifted his right foot and stomped it down on the floor.  “And do you know the message of the note?”

     Bruno fought to hold back a chuckle, noticing Paul James obviously harbored a great deal of pent up affection for Matilda.  “No, I’m afraid I do not know the contents of the message, sir.”

     Paul James raised his right index finger into the air.  “Darling, I adore you.  I will be back soon to steal the greatest treasures your magnificent mansion contains…your beautiful face, body, and loving heart.  Remember to leave your balcony French doors unlocked at all times.  I shall return.  Until then, F.S.”  Paul James shook his head in disgust.  “Filthy swine.”

     “Is Mr. Portel waiting to see me?” Bruno inquired, of the flushed-faced messenger.

     “Oh, yes.  The mansion carriage is just outside.  Mr. Portel is in entire shock over the entire matter!”

     “Let’s off,” Bruno stated, as he relocked his office door.

     Mr. Portel greeted them in the library-office of his mansion.  He was seated behind his desk constructed of white pine logs, and when Bruno followed Paul James into the palatial setting he expected thunder and lightening to emit from Mr. Portel’s foul weather appearance, but, instead, found him beaming with delight.  He motioned for Bruno to be seated.

     “Did Freddie forcefully break down the door of the wine cellar?” Bruno quickly inquired. 

     “No,” Mr. Portel chuckled.  “The wine cellar door is rather fragile to begin with.  And the lock on the door is an antique padlock about two hundred years old.  The security was more meant to indicate this is a private area and please do not violate same.  Being incarcerated in a room filled with rare wines would have sent many gentlemen on a wine tasting binge, but Freddy instead concentrated in reaching around the wooden bars of his entombment and found a way to pick the lock,” Mr. Portel paused to light up a cigar and handed one over to Bruno.

     Bruno lit up his cigar.  “I understand he took five thousand dollars from your desk drawer.”

     “Yes, I keep a large sum of cash on hand for various purposes.”  He then grinned.  “Actually, we have some good size high stake poker games here in the library.”  He took a long drag from his cigar and then released the gray-brown smoke into the air. 

     “Understandable,” Bruno agreed, now enjoying the sweet scent of rum emitting from their cigars.  “Am I to understand he was also brazen enough to leave a note next to your daughter’s cheek on her pillow, before taking flight?”

     Mr. Portel broke into laughter, much to Bruno’s confusion.  “The damn scamp!   He now has Mattie totally in love with him.  I want you to find him and return him to me.  I owe him to my darling, shy daughter.”

     “Darling, shy daughter,” Bruno muttered, coughing a bit as he puffed again on his cigar.  “I’ll have to spread a great deal of money about the city.  It will be costly.”

     Mr. Portel arose and limped to a bookshelf near the fireplace.  He removed an oversized, red-hued leather bound book and limped back to his desk.  He then handed the volume to a totally confused Bruno who in turn examined the tome entitled “Dante’s Inferno.”  Bruno ran his hand over the finely tooled leather binding and opened the cover to find the book hollowed out and filled with cash.  Mr. Portel’s demeanor now turned exceptionally serious and business-like.

     “Take two thousand from The Inferno.  Find this Freddie Surrey no matter what the cost, and bring him to me.  Explain to him that all is forgiven, that I wish to offer him employment in my organization, and that he may have my daughter Mattie’s hand in marriage.  If he then refuses to accompany you…well, use whatever force is required to get his stupid carcass to me.”  A slight grin then slid across Mr. Portel’s lips.  “The young rogue reminds me of someone I knew many years ago; brash, daring, and…” Mr. Portel then quickly erased his grin, and pointed to his office door.  “Stay in constant contact with me.”

     Bruno immediately sought out his part time employee Sammy ‘The Mole’ Plankowski, who possessed vast underworld contacts in Chicago and gave him $500 to find Freddie Surrey.  Two hours later Sammy delivered a confused, but non-combative Freddie Surrey to Bruno’s office.  Bruno outlined Mr. Portel’s terms of relationship Freddie would have with his daughter Matilda, and Freddie appeared overjoyed with the prospect of marrying into one of Chicago’s wealthiest families.